we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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