So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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