that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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