i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
