isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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