I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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