Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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