i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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