would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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