Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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