Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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