Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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