i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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