im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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