Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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