That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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