Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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