I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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