There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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