My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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