worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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