Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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