There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
As shirtless as possible
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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