so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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