if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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