I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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