where am i from again
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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