Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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