I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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