My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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