we have officially lost it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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