I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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