Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
