porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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