You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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