how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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