The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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