So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Shame is for Republicans.
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