we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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