she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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