can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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