just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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