I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
