quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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