Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
where does the pee come out of this thing
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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