you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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