I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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