this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I think my moral compass just broke
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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