I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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