can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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