I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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