Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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