do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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