Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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