With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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