so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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