All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I see more hoeing in ur future
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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